Country Dictionary

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Pepperoni boat

When the edges of the pepperoni (on pizza) curl up and hold a delicious pool of pepperoni flavored grease.

Ahhh yisss! This slice has a pepperoni boat on it!

by Masterblastermisterfister April 17, 2017

Shanghai Boat Ride

When a slutty girl fucks one guy at one end of the pool, and then swims to the other side to fuck another guy.

Bob and I gave that girl a Shanghai Boat Ride last night...I wouldn't go swimming today if I were you!

by JoeBlow696969 March 15, 2011

Mud Boat

When you blow your nose in a persons butthole.

I mud boated her so hard with my nose I sent shock waves up her mud river.

by Lilguacamole24 April 14, 2022

Motor Boating Incident

The famed story of SinnWynn not understanding motor boats.

R: Oh, I definitely ship you and I. On the double.

C: aww, we can set sail in our ship and conquer the sea of u.w.u

R: A sailing boat... Or a motorboat.

C: Sinn would disapprove of a motorboat, for many reasons. But if you're offering I have to oblige.

S: Hey, as long as the motor is fully electric, solar- and/or wind-powered, quiet, and shielded such that aquatic life are unharmed from its operation, I'll approve.

Reine: Sinn talks about the Motor Boating Incident frequently

by Reine Alicis July 26, 2023

boat pussy

A vagina that resembles the underside of a boat that's been festering in stagnant water for months.

Eula last night had a bad case of boat pussy!

by TheSanFrancisco69ers September 29, 2015

boat pusher

Large scale narcotics distributor. Origin found in the saying "There are 2 kinds of dealers; those who need boats and those who do not."

My boy aspires to boat pusher status. Yo.

by bobbypyn April 13, 2016

Boat butt

The intense itch that occurs when one sits in a boat for too long after swimming

Dude why can't you sit still

I've got boat butt

by mcgiffin September 03, 2021