A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.
My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.
Slang for hand sanitizer. It moves like jello, and has alcohol in it.
That absolute legend Jim was drinking party jelly and winded up in the hospital.
Its used to illustrate how utterly soft and ineffectual someone is. It's usually used as an insult.
Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.
Like a slam jam, but for british people.
Mmm Quite. Come on and Slam, and welcome to the Jelly.
Yes what a slam jelly
RIgHT QuiCK
Pre-cum that oozes from a guy's love-pipe and helps to lubricate the genitals during intercourse. Y-Y jelly is the slippery stuff that a lady exudes from her love-tunnel.
X-Y jelly and Y-Y jelly can indeed make a nice combination during sex, but often you will need a little K-Y jelly for a truly pleasant and pain/friction-free lovemaking experience.
might taste like asparagus boiled in Pepto-Bismol
i want jellyfish jelly