Country Dictionary

When any employee of an establishment acts like a drunk asshole to everyone else because a group or person is tipping them a lot of money to do things that are against policy.

"That waitress is ignoring us and only paying attention to that customer, she must be tip drunk"

The local tip cat. Ready to scrap anything and everything that enters the tip.

Preferably ginger.

Used to describe an angry little mate.

Fuck me, whose the tip cat fighting now!?

A large fart that is generated on the tip of a turd overnight. Especially nauseous and usually expelled early in the morning when your partner or friends are still sleeping.

I went camping and my friend cut a tip fart in the pup tent to wake me up to go fishing.

anything written by a virgin

virgin: "tech tip: you can code using c++"
fbi: "virgin detected"

In a nutshell

Please axplain to me the matter on the tip of the spoon

wanky tip comes from the word "tip"
when somebody iz ridin somebody elses dick or iz just all on them all the time iz when u use it

dawg...dat nigga be callin me all the time...dat nigga on my wanky tip

While visiting an establishment of high quality, a man can be close enough to the stage to see, however far enough that a dollar bill cannot physically be thrown and make it to the intended target. Mostly applies to pop up locations with a straight barrier. Talladega Blvd prime example.

Let’s go see this hot stripper

But I’m running light tonight.

No problem, we’ll be at the no tip zone. Tips aren’t expected as they can’t make it to the dancer.