A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is internet illiterate.
may01:that was great!
juny02: i know, right? lol
may01: what's lol?
juny02: laugh-out-loud, you e-tard!
Claudia: Hey! E-tard! over hear!
Edward: Whaddya want? rape?
Claudia: You are still a piece of Faggetie !
Edward: Here comes my Grandfather cock !!!
Claudia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Individual of limited technological ability
Andrew is struggling to switch his computer on. Andrew is an e-tard.
When someone is being a retard over the internet.
Gamer 1: accidentally kills teammate Gamer 2
Gamer 2: YOU FUCKING E-TARD
Gamer 1:
A person that finds internet and email usage mentally challenging.
This email has gone to all the wrong people; my boss is such an e-tard!.
They'll never get the internet back up, they're just a bunch of e-tards.
An E-tard is anyone who is really, really, really....really far behind on the technology. (i.e. can't use a computer, can't text well, etc.)
Person A: Hey man, wheres you're ride?
Person B: Probably still on his way...
A: Why's that?
B: My dad's an E-tard, he doesnt know how to text, and I don't want to call him...