A fork of Rural Dictionary
Name of a very important person a Master Chief of his tripe ,a watcher of all things ,A man of very important intellect and intelligence
If you want to kill gaints ask Greg Chief Jones
When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.
After A long day at work, my friend told me he was Pulling A Jon Jones,
Phrase used to sarcastically acknowledge someone's contribution to a conversation or action that ultimately has little to no impact or relevance. Originating from the movie "Raiders of the Lost Ark," it refers to the overall premise of the film, where Indiana Jones's involvement does not significantly alter the outcome of events.
Person A: "I just read an interesting article about the latest advancements in renewable energy technologies."
Person B: "Oh, my cousin once visited a wind farm on vacation."
Person A: "Thank you Dr. Jones. Your fascinating family anecdotes truly elevate our understanding of renewable energy advancements."
The act of snatching a shit from below a crab walker before she/he falls on it.
1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.
Probably one of the worst Wide receivers in the NFL.
Julio Jones is trash and so are the falcons