Country Dictionary

National host a nerf batttle day

Friend: hey bro
Me: u have nerf gun right?

Friend yeah what is it?

Me: it's april 1!

april 1 (aka april fools) is make fun of your tall friend

person 1: ugh i’m so short
person 2: pfft
person1: you are supposed to make me feel better
person2: it’s april 1!

April first is. Actionable suck a dick day

Hey babe get down and dirty it’s April 1

The birthday of people who are jokes

Karen: I heard you were born on April 1?
Beatrice: Yes, why?
Karen: Because you are a total joke!

People born on April 1 have the biggest dick.
They are able to make any person horny just by looking at them.

-Your dick is so big!
-Yeah i was born on April 1

Malina’s birthday. A bunch of guys like her but they don’t know she’s a mistake.

Malina was born on April 1.

People born on this day are evil, it’s April fools day wich makes them naturally demonic and sarcastic.
You need to be on the lookout they can be very charming and could trick you into doing ANYTHING...

We need to careful i think her birthday is on April 1