A fork of Rural Dictionary
December 17 is the national day of crackheads.
Girl 1: Why is she like that?
Girl 2: Shit, i’m pretty sure she was born on December 17
National give a girl your hoodie day
Girl:give me your hoodie
Boy:why??
Girl: because it’s the December 17
National give ur best friend a jump hug boy or girl doesn’t matter
Hey! It December 17 u know what that mean jump hug
December 17 which is to describe some kid who is smarter than your face
National Tickling Day. The day where you tickle your ticklish friends every time they see you, and they can’t be mad about it.
Non-Ticklish Person: Its December 17th!
Ticklish Person: Oh no...
the day when people who are sexy and amazing were born
john: why is dillon getting all the ladies?
riley: i heard he was born on december 17, must be why
common birthday amongst royalty and people named "arianna". these people are the most kind people you will ever meet. they are rare butterflies with beautiful smiles
d: hey whens yur bday?
arianna: december 17, why?
d: holeeeefaaakwkkk aowowowowoww my queen