A fork of Rural Dictionary
This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).
{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going! {Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
verb means clilckbating someone on the internet. 3rd person singular 5-Minute Crafts past tense 5-Minute Crafted continuous tense 5-Minute Crafting participle 5-Minute Crafted
Those people just only like to 5-Minute Crafts. They still 5-Minute Crafts even if nobody likes them.
Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.
François: i wathc 5 minutes craft bensh: you fucking intellectual francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:
A slang term for a salvia trip. This is due to the fact that after smoking salvia, a trip lasts for approximately 5 minutes but is so intense that it can be compared to being in Wonderland.
Man, I scored some 50x for real cheap from the head shop downtown. We're going to get together tonight and have 5 minutes in Wonderland.
A girl who you think about when you whack off but don't actually have the balls to talk to.
Ex 1. Man I wish I wasn't a pussy and I could talk to katie, but for now she is my 5-minute crush. Ex 2. Guy 1: "Man I totally had a 5-minute crush on that girl last night." Guy 2: "Go talk to her, man." Guy 1: "Nah I don't have the balls, besides, it's weird now."
Phrase | You actually say I'll be there in 5 hours
I'll be there in 5 minutes just wait!