Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

tape poop

The residue left behind by some types of adhesive tape (duct tape is particularly notorious for this) when the tape is removed.

{Seen on a web page hosting a review of a drone}: And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone. I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.

by Telephony October 04, 2020

The farmer and the Dell

You might think that this is the nursery rhyme (song), "The Farmer in the Dell", but in this case, the farmer has a Dell brand computer and is learning how to program it.

♫The farmer and the Dell,♫ ♫The farmer and the Dell,♫ ♫High ho the stereo♫ ♫The farmer and the Dell!♫

by Telephony July 27, 2014

flite

How a faggot would spell the word, "flight"

{Seen on a PC demo by Urine Potato of the demo group TDM from 2010} A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?

by Telephony September 04, 2021

the grinder

What some people call using the shower; usually a quick one.

{Ella}: Cummon honey, it's almost time to go to work. {Norm}: Just a few minutes Ella, I need to go through the grinder first.

by Telephony October 13, 2014

Hozay

How one might spell the name, "José" if they can't spell Spanish names. The spelling, "H-O-Z-A-Y" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.

JC Penney bastardised the song, "Feliz Navidad" by Hozay Feliciano this Christmas!

by Telephony December 18, 2013

woodpeckerhead

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

by Telephony April 06, 2015

woodpeckerhead

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

by Telephony April 06, 2015