A fork of Rural Dictionary
so much better than apples.
i went to the store and i bought some apples. when i got home, i wondered why i didn't buy pears instead.
The retarded cousin to the apple.
Serious, have you ever seen a pear?
when something goes wrong you say it went pear shaped.
I lost my keys..... thats peared.
When you're a big miserable connerrr and your ginge girlfriend takes sexual advantage over you. Hence you get peared. Poor thanos.
Michael at the final fling: "connnnnneerrrrrr" Conner: "stop being Stupaht!" Niall: you getting peared tonight then thanos?" Conner: *cries* *** subscribe to "Mikeplayssax" on youtube (unnecessary advertisement)
I noticed no one actually posted the real slang meaning of Pear. Saying something is pear or something went pear refers to "pear-shaped", see the definition for it (the first is accurate). Something that goes pear is something that goes terribly wrong. British/Ireland.
I just lost my job my life is gonna go pear now. or: I just lost my job my life is pear-shaped now.