A fork of Rural Dictionary
currently the only word in existence that ensures the human saying it is going to achieve or attempt something, it also shows a worry or anxiety on what they are about to embark on
hey darek wanna go fight 20 guys we dont know? what just us 2 ? well yea...im drunk enough common. All right all right but im fucking your sister tmrow jus so you know, and shes prolly gonna have to lick my black eye. well man, as long as im drunk then so? we kickin ass or what? ....absofuckinlutely
When something is absolutely awesome and agreed upon it's Absofuckinlutely on!
" hey man did you see that babetalking to me? and I think she's into me?"
"Dude, yes! Absofuckinlutely She's into you!"
The extreme absolute Fuckable Sureity of something.
Strongness ==> DoubleGoyyala
Duaf said , "I Absofuckinlutely will take care of her DAD someday... according to the words of Her Highness Saint Majju Herself."