Country Dictionary

Pentagram day!
People born on this day tend to be a bit more demonic, so drawing a good ol' pentagram will help them get their soul back

Bro, it's April 9, we gotta get started on our pentagrams!

Ask your mum to cook your fav food day

Son:mum it’s April 9
Mum: yeah,I know!
Son:cook me RAMEN!

National dark humor day the person born in this day is most likely to take after ther father more than the mother and is very funny with dark humor

Yo it's April 9 let's make dark humored jokes

Tell your friend who wants to fuck you, “to go fuck off” day.

Hey Dan, “I know I’m hot, but you’re married, so fuck off!”

April 9

National Send your gf neckpics day!

Hey john its April 9! that means you have to send me neck pics!

National Donkey Day!

The day that the first donkey was seen in America.

What’s so special about April 9th?

It’s a day that u celebrate all those donkeys out there.

the day that gay people were born

person: oh you’re born on april 9th yk that means you’re gay