A fork of Rural Dictionary
The British, Australian, New Zealand and South African equivalent to the American and Canadian Mom. And all this argument about the correct way to spell it is nonsense. Why would you bother fighting about the right way to spell Mum/Mom, cheque/check or fiord/fjord? It's neither here nor there. And certainly saying it was Mum first isn't going to bring about a nation-wide reform on it's spelling in America, now, is it?
"Sorry, can't come over, my Mum said 'no'."
Mum😘❤️💛💕💞💝💖❣️ A woman that does alot for her family, works hard everyday, takes care of her children and husband. She will do anything for her family. She buys you stuff you don't need or deserve, she's amazing, beautiful,caring, kind and I love her for the person that she is xx 😘 💋 love u mum xoxo ❤️
Hi mum what are we having for dinner
Someone That Is There For You. Helps You Amoung Other Things. Also, Comes In Your Room Without Knocking When Your Draining The Main Vain :O
Omfg, Wtf?!?! Mum.. Fucking Knock!! For Fuck Sake.. Can't You See It's Small Enough Without Yet More People Laughing - Jamie Simms
An ass that tries to blame you for every way possible, even if it doesn’t make sense, she is like a bully who will lead you to suicidal thoughts and the feeling you can’t wait to move out, you wish you could swear but you’d then have an ass beating and honestly mums are jerks, can be kind but only when you help her. She is an overwhelming power and you have nothing against her, a mum like this can cause depression, cuts, said suicidal thoughts and eventually if you have no where to escape in a cellar dungeon it’s then death, if your mom is like this, just remember the moments you had the chance to say “fuck you”.
Mums are the worst thing that could happen, it explains the cuts on my arm
a gentle soul someone who cares for her children
she's such a mum
Mum is a word that you can call your mom when you don’t know what to call your mom
Me: hey mum Mom: mum? Me: yes mum :3 Mum:okay
Ur mums a fat dirty slag and ur inbred you dirty prick
Their is a massive shadow no it’s just ur mum she’s a fat bastard