A fork of Rural Dictionary
After Scran Bifter (pronounced bift-o) Term created by Watty to be used when one is desperately in need of a cigarette after a lucious meal.
Jen: 'That Nando's was fantastic!!' Watty: 'It was lucious! That chicken really hit the spot! I'm definitely in need of ASBO now though!'
An exclamation following a normal clause, phrase or sentence, surprised at the amount that those with the name of Amelia actually smell, and the temporary oversight of this fact. An acronym for 'Amelia Smells Bad.. Obviously'
Wow, I had a really nice day today ASBO.
An ASBO-magnet is a scruffy, filthy council-estate dwelling troll species, otherwise known as Scallies, Townies, chavs or in Glasgow, Neds. ASBO itself stands for Anti-social Behaviour Order and is issued by the police to little Hitler/tyrants such as scallies, theives, vandals and other lowlife scum. The fact that so many mini-evils are now being allocated ASBOs is leading to the idea that ASBOs are now seen as a status symbol by these small crustacions. The more ASBOs and court appearances theyhave under their belt, or mini-skirt or le coq sportif trackies, the greater respect they have from other less demonic lowlife.
Look at that piece of shit, ASBO-magnet, Joey Styles. Look at it!
An individual who seems to be wanting to recieve/ Is in contention to recieve an Anti Social Behavioural Order (ASBO)
A youth who is seen commiting an Anti Social act such as Riding his/ her mini motorbike or spitting in the street.
Used to describe bands that are electro/techno/new rave etc that promot antisocial behaviour bringing subjects up such as binge drinking, drugs, youth culture...
1st person: That band is so asbo-disco 2nd person: I like bands like this, hadouken! are quite asbo-disco
A person or gang of people who drink in public places such as parks or streets, usually drinking under age and drinking Cider that has never seen an apple...
Bill: Mad night last night, I was wasted Ben: Where you go? Bill: On the park with the rest of the ASBO Drinkers
A person, not gender specific, who has received 5 or more of the British criminal punishments, ASBO's (Anti-Social Behavoral Order), in a year. They are so called because of their apparant addicition to misbehaviour much like a whore to sex. May also be called ASBO Addict.
"You hear about Jason? His 6th ASBO this year!" "I know, what an ASBO whore."