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aftermath

The unexpected 'spurt' that comes after you get done rubbing one off. Always comes after you put your pants back on. Usually results in sticky boxers.

The aftermath really messed up my boxers, I had to tell my mom to wash them again.

by Sitting Duck May 07, 2004

Aftermath

what happens after eating taco bell.

guy1: hey man wanna go to the movies tonight?
guy2: nah i cant im dealing with the aftermath
guy1: oh shit(no pun intended), sorry to hear that

by forking paths September 25, 2008

Aftermath

The morning after a particularly long and epic house party, or night out.
Typically characterised by a godawful hangover, a house furnished with destroyed items and other detritus that can be found up to 4 streets away, passed out individuals scattered all over the house/garden, and a prevailing sense that despite the current state of affairs, the previous festivities will be remembered for years to come.

"Holy shit, bro! The aftermath of that party was unreal, it took us 4 days to clean that place!"

"Dude, I'm still feeling the aftermath of that night out even now...was so worth it though!"

by Deathmonkey87 January 17, 2009

Aftermath

Noun; A superior group/crew/gang. An elite.

Yo son, I'm Aftermath. Whats really good?

by DennisKilla November 22, 2003

the aftermath

when a girl gives you a Blowjob or a good dick sucking, you surprise turn around and fart in her face.

the aftermath

by famous17 September 20, 2009

Aftermath

The second and final Command & Conquer: Red Alert add-on which adds powerful units like Chrono Tanks, Tesla Soldiers, M.A.D. Tanks, and other such marvels into the game, in addition to adding even more missions to this already wonderful game. Can be stack-installed with Counterstrike.

"So, Aftermath is the last Red Alert 1 add-on?"
"I'm afraid so."

by Joseph D. Collins May 01, 2005