A fork of Rural Dictionary
People usually don't wear them be cause they do want to be considered gay
That air pod user you want you must like guys
Stupidly expensive headphones that rich kids get for christmas and their birthday's.
Oh no he can't hear us he has air pods in
A person who has Air Pods and smells like broke
Me: That bitch smell.
Ryan: Yes. He had Air Pods so he smells like broke.
Me: Oh, an Air Pod Faggot.
that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you
Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-
When you own airpods but don't use them
Air pods owner: can u turn that down? Its really loud
Non air pods owner: no sry i dont own airpods
Air pods owner: thats fine,... Can u maybe just use ur headset instead?
Non air pods owner: ok we get it... U own air pods
Im coming out of the closet! Im homosexual. I love my new air pods privilege