A fork of Rural Dictionary
AirPods are a symbol of dominance. AirPods show everyone that you do not speak the language of broke. Even though Bill Gates is a billionaire he is still broke since he doesn’t own a pair of AirPods.
Random Straner: OMG LOOK THAT GUY HAS AIRPODS AirPod User: What did you say? I don’t speak BROKE!
. What broke people don’t have
“They don’t fall out” -all AirPods users
not for peasents
Dave: hey john how can I look rich but still be poor as fuck. John : easy buy some airpods DUHHH
A cordless/wireless pair of earbuds that are sold by Apple and stored in a white round case. AirPods are STRICTLY worn by rich people and help them show their superiority. AirPods are also best when they are being used with a wave haircut.
Cord ear-buds guy: "listening to music" "nodding his head to the beat" AirPods guy: Ew! a guy with "poor" people earbuds! Cord ear-buds guy: Huh? Airpods guy: oh, sorry. It's just I didn't know you were allowed to have cord ear-buds in public. As you can see the man with AirPods is definitely better than the other man.
Something people in debt buy just to look cool. Typically they also carry around the newest iPhone to show off further how far into debt they are.
Person 1: Oh god, not another AirPods user. Person 2: At least I'm not broke. Person 1: What was that? I don't speak "In Debt".
A product created by Apple (yes another one), that looks like you would lose them every time you put them in.
Oh shit I dropped my AirPods, it’s so damn small I can’t find them. Oh well, better waste $150 on those peices of shit.