A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Spanish) adjective; brown and dirty. noun; a place where drug use, crime, corrupt politics, "latin legislature", atrocious schools, and the most unsafe and inconsiderate drivers converge to live where the weather is nice, everything is dirty and dusty, and state pride is that of any other border town in Mexico; a dump.
Death Valley or any other ridiculous desert landscape looks just like Albuquerque.
Possibly the greatest comedy song ever written. It was written by Wierd Al Yancovic, a very funny artist. It is aprox. 11:22 long, and is featured in his album Running with Scissors.
"Hey guess what? I know all the words of Wierd al's Albuquerque!" "Oh, yea? Well, sing it to me!" "Well, I would, except we're not talking, i am posting a definition of the song on UrbanDictionary.com and I would post all the words, but unfortunately i cant because the stupid thing says that i have used the word 'said' too much... which is very true." "Ah, I see. I will go look up the lyrics and download the song, then."
Albuquerque is a small city in central northern New Mexico at the base of the Sandia mountain range. It is a dying town, with a fleeing tax base and its sole current source of financial support is Kirtland Air Force Base and Sandia Labs. Travel by car through or to Albuquerque is not recommended, as auto repair shops will damage vehicles left overnight to drum up business. They will also tell you that you need mountain air and special mountain batteries for your vehicle. There is no reason on cross-country trips to consider crossing or stopping anywhere in New Mexico, particularly in Albuquerque.
Albuquerque is not a good place to settle down There are no jobs or education or health care in Albuquerque
The largest city in New Mexico, part of the Bernalillo County! Bugs Bunny and Peter Griffin still need to figure out how to take the right turns there.
Peter Griffin: Gee, must have taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque! Ahahahahahahaha!
not a wasteland, not full of teepees, but rather a city in the center of new mexico; most residents spend their whole childhood wanting to get out of here, but the minute they leave they all want to go back; residents of this city understand that they do not sell newspapers at the newstand and you cant go skating at the ice house, only know directions because of the mountains and volcanos, know where to get a breakfast burrito at 2 in the morning, know what "Christmas" at a restaurant means, understand that there is probably the largest wealth gap in the world here, and think that anyone who lives in rio rancho has problems
Albuquerque is home to the UNM Lobos
The place at which you should have taken that left turn.
Bugs Bunny: Hmm, I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque!