A fork of Rural Dictionary
Apparently, our newest and oldest ancestor, even older than the infamous Lucy. She is not an ape, nor a human, nor even the thing in between.
Her name was shortened from Ardipithecus ramidus, a species she is a part of. She has a small brain and weighs 110 pounds. Her remains were found in Ethiopia, and supposedly lived about 4.4 million years ago.
The missing link's got nothing on Ardi.
A moment where you're allowed to say something to a woman so completely and utterly gay, that a fellow male would drop kick your nuts.
1. "Emily baby sweety hunnie pie, will you be my valentine."
2. "I'm the only hot guy in the world baby, thats all you need to know."
A hot sexy black man, with a big dick. He is charming and a little cock with a big heart. Plays a lot of basketball and workout.
"Damn, girl who's that guy? "
"That's just Ardie."