A fork of Rural Dictionary
A portable shitter for old people. Used when making it to the bathroom is an impossibility. Just pop a squat and take a shit. Much like a reverse pissbag.
Haha, look! That old dude just dropped his assbag.
a complete asshole. someone who sucks really really bad and doesnt give 2 shits about other people
That kid who just cut me off is a complete assbag
Assbag is a common word used to explain the level of douchbaggery that an asshole has sunk to.
On the anniversary of our wedding, my asshole ex-husband texted me a picture of his dick - "Assbag!"
Fan-modified catchphrase of Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander of Legend of the Seeker/Sword of Truth. Applies to any situation.
The epitome of all asses; a derogatoy word (noun) typically utilized in defiling a particular species of homosapien expressing excessive abnormal behavior.
Hey assbag, get the hell off of the road!
Your mother sucks assbags in hell!
Your ex-bf who is such an amazing asshole that he cheated on you for four months, lied straight to your face twice when you asked him about it and then thought that since you knew about it you could keep seeing each other while he kept dating the other girl without telling her about you because he didn't want to hurt her.