A fork of Rural Dictionary
One that is a complete mistake to existence, and absolutely terrible at everything they do.
For those who play Call of Duty/other related video games: "That guy I just knifed is an assclown." "Get knifed, assclown." For regular use: "Wow, look at that guy. What an assclown."
The most common rationalization for this term is "I am not a clown made of ass, how dare you accuse me of being such!" In all reality, the term "assclown" is much deeper than one would be lead to believe. Assclown is possibly the worst insult you could give a person, and is in most cases synonymous with "failure at life."
"Oh, hey, yeah, you see that Russian guy? Yeah, he's an assclown." "You're an assclown, Val."
One who works in a Fusion area, and has the IQ of a pile of burning shit
SGT you are amazing stupid all because of you abortion is legal you assclown
An individual who despite being utterly devoid of reason, intimate knowledge or genuine personal experiences, elects to puport themselves as an authority on a particular topic or field and actively creates discourse for the purpose of meritless self aggrandizement.
Man, That guy Jim Acosta from CNN is such a biased Assclown - No wonder Trump says they're fake news!
A man that presents himself to society as a heterosexual, but when he's alone or with a girl that is a total freak in bed he admits he likes being fucked in the ass by dildos. This is an assclown!
Hey girl! Your husband is an assclown, he asked me to fuck him in the ass with my dildo!