A fork of Rural Dictionary
A name that Doyle will call you when you act like a total fuck up
Doyle: Larry shut off the car you fucking asshat! Larry: Well alright hoss
The process of shoving your head up an ass, all the way, and wearing it for whatever reason you wish.. to block the sun, or fashion exetera. Asshat
"I had my first ever Asshat yesterday, what an experience!"
Someone who is so frustrating to be around, through their own speech, actions, or general attitude, that you wish to punch them in their face so hard it will swing around and lodge itself into their own anus. Thus becoming a hat.
That guy wearing the cow suit? He's an asshat.
One with their head so far up their own ass it could be considered a hat.
Ron: Im the best at everything. Me: You're a fucking asshat.
A person who will stop at no end to be overachievers of offending others with intentions to belittle, hurt, and betray because they are jealous and without love.
"Don't be an asshat" "The majority of society wears asshats." "I WILL lose your asshat in purpose to destroy your hypocritical BS of existance." "Asshats are not welcome in this establishment."