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A malapropism of jackass

driver #1 to driver #2: "get out da' way, assjack!"

Assjack. Noun. The semen that dribbles out of an ass after anal sex has been completed.

Adjective. Similar to jackass.

The woman used a douche to clean the assjack out of her colon.

A heterosexual male who likes to give it to his girl in her 'other' hole down there.

Hey Suzie, my man Tyrone is a grade-A assjacker; he was working my brown hole all night.

any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.

Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.

ass jack; Texan
small booster seat used for securing the optimal angle of entry for back-seat-of-the-car sex

"Loren, will you bring that ass jack just a scootch closer so's I can really feel it"

To be beaten so badly in a game that the loser has to check to see if he still has an ass.

Man, the Raiders assjacked the Cowboys 45-3 yesterday!

The backwards form of the favorite word jackass, originating from the show Everybody Loves Raymond.

That dude is such an assjack!