A fork of Rural Dictionary
None of these definitions are 100% to the point. Texan- (n) A person from the state of Texas (adj) Of or having to do with Texas --- btw, Texas is a modern state. Not podunk and white trash.
guy: I was born in Texas. I am a Texan guy2: I was raised in Texas. I am a Texan
A person from Texas. All you other stereotypical fuckers get your ass down here and soon yall will quit talkin shit. Texans do NOT ride horses to work, we drive the same cars you do. Except we do have big ass trucks unlike you guys. Yes some Texans wear cowboy hats, but thats just part of Texas history and some people's tradition. And not all Texans are rednecks. Texans are also educated, as Texas is home to a number of prestigious schools. And Texans do NOT commit insest. So now all you assholes who have never been here to Texas, shut the fuck up. I dare yall to come down here and say the shit you say on here. Your ass is gunna get shot after you get your ass whooped.
New Yorker: Why are we takin a road trip to Texas? New Yorker 2: Cuz my aunt lives there and im guna visit her (They get to Houston) New Yorker 1: OMG ITS SO FUCKING HOT!!! DUDE that guy is wearing a cowboy hat, what a faggot!! (Texan hears him) New Yorker 2: Shit dude were fucked. New Yorker 1: Why whats he guna...(gets knocked out) Texan: Little bitch talk shit again i'll fuckin shoot your pathetic pansy ass.
A person who likes to make too much noise in a bar.
We were having a good time until her friends went Texan on us and we got kicked out.
1) Slang; A term used for someone who has low intelligence and is bigoted a good part of the time. 2) Alternately: Texas
1)Nick: Fuck them fags! Joe: Stop being such a Texan. 2) Shut up, Texas.
Someone who wears a cowboy hat and jeans while skiing
Jerry: Hey man, how was skiing in Colorado? Tom: Awesome, I only saw one annoying Texan! Jerry: Oh yeah, how do you know he was a Texan? Tom: He was wearing an orange jumpsuit and a cowboy hat
Someone from the state of texas, one that is easily offended by anything that isnt from texas or anyone that talks smack about texas (see post regarding texas texan dallas and any other dirt bowl reference). They usually lack the linguistic skills to debate the facts, or form a complete sentence yet feel superior to those not from texas and will continue to ramble on for days on end about how amazing their craphole state is. It's a disgusting form of nationalism at a state level, an epidemic and mental disease that affects most people from texas and should be dealt with immediately.
Texan: The cowboys and texas rule, all you northerners talking smack about texas can foad NONTexan: so I take it you're texan Texan: damn right im texan, and proud of it, you people .....