A fork of Rural Dictionary
An AWESOME person who you need to be friends with!!! Ayres's are smart, and funny and weird girls want to do him all the time.
-Should I be friends with an Ayres? - Of COURSE!
a small 'old money' town on the west coast of scotland. around an hour away from Glasgow (scum city of the world). Ayr is very dull and lacking in entertainment. teenagers waste their time complaining about the town and drinking their weekends away in parks, on the beach or at parties. overrun with 'neds' or 'chavs' people tend to waste their depressing lifes away in ayr and ayrshire as a whole. knowing not much about what else the world has to offer and dying in complete racist ignorance.
chav one: 'what do you want to do this weekend in Ayr?' chav two: 'drink' chav one: 'aye, when dont we'
Either meaning, "Are you retarded?" Usually used when a person says something irrelevant, used in text speech.
Hey man, I just sold a dollar for fifty cents! "ayr?"