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Blunt Bandage

When one fails to remove a stem from one's marijuana crop before inserting in to a blunt, it can often cause a hole in the blunt. In order to reduce the loss of perfectly good marijuana smoke, one may use a blunt bandage, which is a little piece of a blunt laid over the hole in the aforementioned blunt. This acts as a patch for the blunt, and thus, as a barrier for the intoxicating fumes that may send you off to fun land for a time.

"Awe man, I missed a stem. Break me off a blunt bandage."

by Kripeezy July 23, 2013

vagina bandage

A bandage designed specifically for the vagina, in the shape like that of a tampon, used for the sole purpose of helping cuts scrapes or burns within the vaginal canal. Available in multiple designs, sizes, shapes, and colors. For example, Spongebob, sparkles, and Dora the explorer versions are available.

Man I tore the bitch up so hard last night she's gonna need a vagina bandage.

by The One and Only Savage January 24, 2010

Butterfly Bandage

When a man's flaccid penis is so long, he is unable to wear shorts, without it sticking out the bottom, so he must fold it up, and tape it to itself.

Is it true that all black men wear Butterfly Bandages?

by str84yahed February 12, 2015

Used Bandage

It's what the inside of your tighty whities look like the morning after you have sex with a woman on her period.

I hooked up with that chic last night, and this morning I woke up with a used bandage!

by ihdbc July 11, 2010

Liquid Bandage

The application of semen over a minor cut or scrape. When allowed to dry properly, it will stop the bleeding, reduce the pain and help to create the optimal environment of healing for the wound.

Last night, it got a little rough. She cut her forehead open on some of the broken glass on the floor. Out of concern, he flipped her over, held her down and applied the liquid bandage. Five minutes later, after the bandage had set, her wound was safe from infection- so he let her go.

by K-12 November 27, 2006

engineer's bandage

A type of bandage associated with engineers of any sort (i.e. electrical, mechanical, etc) because of the simple yet effective design, consisting of some sort of absorbent material such as paper towel, and tape such as black vinyl electrical tape to hold the absorbent material in place.

Example 1:

I cut my finger on my car's frame when I dropped the transmission, so I needed an engineer's bandage to finish working on it.

Example 2:
Man 1: What's that black tape on your finger for?
Man 2: I cut my finger working on my car's transmission so I had to make an engineer's bandage.

by Tiger Whyte March 05, 2018

Chocolate Bandage Of Doom

Where you're visiting a friends or partner's house the first few times and you need to poop. So you wrap your hand in toilet paper and poop in your hand then when you're done quietly put it in the toilet making as less noise as possible!

"Yeah Susan, I was at John's house for the first time and I needed to do the Chocolate Bandage of Doom!"

Or

"I didn't do the Chocolate Bandage Of Doom properly a nugget fell off my hand and onto the floor...!"

by Queen Noodle October 03, 2017