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The opposite of a hard-on; when a penis is not erect and its size is unpredictable.

I had a boner, but then I thought of Susan Boyles naked, and it became a soft-on again.

To be un-tough or show a little too much heart for things.

Kevin, Curtis, and Timmy all are soft when it comes to going into the corners or when it comes to wheeling.

1. Weak; having no strength
2. Inability to go hard in the paint or engage in an activity which requires any work

"Max was complaining all morning about having to work past 9 p.m. last night. Goddamn is he soft."

A light, misty rain, drizzle, sprinkle. Usually heard from misplaced Michigander.

"Taipei 101 looks amazing in the rain!"
"I know, I love the softing"
"Did you mean drizzling?"
"Softing"
"Copacetic"

When something or someone is pure, innocent, gentle, calm, kind, or wouldn't hurt a fly.

Softer than soft.
Calm and quiet.

Person A: "He's such a pure little cinnamon roll!"
Person B: "Yeah, he's so softe"

"This song is so softe"

A flacid (limp) penis. Antonym: hard-on. A soft-on is generally produced by a woman with absolutely no sexual appeal.

Rosie O'Donnel gives me a real soft-on.

The opposite of a hard-on, erection, boner, etc...

She was looking fine from behind, but then she turned around & bam! I got an immediate soft-on☹️