Country Dictionary

A friend that beats your meat for you

My beatie and I went to the pizza store before he jerked me off

A beatis is like a clod or fool, with specific regards to one who is

You beatis!

A word that meanz someone is attractive both on the outside and the inside. Love Not lust

shes so beatiful beacause she is so hot outside and so hot on the inside

you.

you are beatiful.

higher level best friends

"we're beatys right" "yeah, such swag beatys" "so much better than those smelly normies"

Your beatie is the best person in the world. You can only ever have one beatie. And yes it is a beetroot (AKA THE BESTEST OF BEETROOTS (BEST FRIENDS)). You cannot leave your beatie or else you will die in less than half a nanosecond and you legally have to live together so choose wise

“You are my beatie.” “Oh no. We are stuck now.”

adj. Describes a person who gets physically abused, or run down by society. Chief descriptors: Usually has matted hair. Wears woolen turtle-necks, and full length, flower-embroidered denim dresses.

Check out that beaty girl giving her presentation. I bet she'll be working 97th later today.