A fork of Rural Dictionary
Word used from the WSJ in DWF emails.
The division of issues in a trial for example the division of a page into two parts.
The new cover on the George W Bush book has been Bifurcated.
A term used to describe the act of anal sex when the penis is much larger then the anal opening, and the potential for injury to the anus is likely.
"Do you see that sweet thing walking funny over there? She's suffering from anal bifurcation after spending the night with me!"
To get faded
Work is over and I can't wait to go home and get quadrilateral bifurcated
an anit-social humanoid who finds themselves to be a culinary connoisseur.
"That person clearly has Bifurcated Porn Syndrome (BPS), check your food for hair!"
A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.
"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."
No?
Hym "bifurcating it didn't work? Huh... I mean, I want to say you were doing it wrong but whatever. You're the expert I guess..."