A fork of Rural Dictionary
the forest where all or most of the trees and plants have been charred by a great conflagration so that it will wear a dark look.
After a great inferno, the forest has turned into a black forest.
A person that loves Black Forest Cake so much, that they bring it to work in a gigantic tupperware container so that they can "share" it with everyone. In reality, they choose to eat it all themselves. AKA - BFP
"Look at Brenda eat that Black Forest Cake. She is such a Black Forest Pig."
An overly rich mountain of crap of the sort produced after a night out on the chop.
"For fuck sake Macauley, I don't care if your pissed - that's one hell of a black forest shateau you've left in there. Thanks to you my kitchen is now out of bounds. Tokito!"
Two very hairy butt checks of a man aged 17-25. Hair can be seen starting at, but not limited to, his lower back while shirtless.
Girl: Look at his hairy lower back! Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of black forest hams roasting in those board shorts! Girl: Black Forest Hams? Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes. Girl:... You eat way to much Subway Girl2: whats funny is i would love a black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...
The black Forest cake is a stool coated with residual menstrual fluid and cumm. Created by the act of having raw intercourse with a women while she is on her monthly cycle then finishing anally.
Dude I fucked my wife while she was juice'n then I blew my load in her ass, she dropped a black forest cake on the bed.
When her pussy lips are floppy and loose and look like some black forest ham.
When I had sex with her last night, she had black forest ham.
When you go 'HAM' or go "Hard" but with a sense of shade towards a person, place, or thing.
At the start of the event, the event organizer went black forest ham, when he realized that the person he was introducing did not respect equality.