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the action of jacking off or pounding someone from behind and cumming on their back and making them leave it there while out in public
My boyfriend blitzed me before we left tonight, it's making me horny
the most intense sex you can have while high
Beani and i were so blitzed last night
The Blitz referes to the Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.
Jamie: Barney! where did you go you missed it! Luke: Missed what?! Adam: That awesome beerpong shot! (Prior Blitz)Aaron: yea and i was there! Luke: Awwww man!! (Luke becomes the blitz)
Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency
God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker
so high you cant even see straight!
Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!
from the german word "blitzkrieg", meaning lightning (a very offensive-minded war strategy developed by the germans in WW2 that advocated quick control of your enemy's territory through fast and violent military bombardment; usually combining land and air attacks). Used in football terminology to denoted a defensive play in which many defensive players are used to try and break through the offensive line (the line protecting the quarterbacks and running backs). A Blitz usually leaves the defence vulnerable to passing plays, but it also cuts down on the time the quarterback has to throw the ball (it's main purpose is to put pressure on the quarterback or sack the quarterback).
The defence really got good penetration on that blitz.