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Dick blue cheese

When you're uncircumcised and you have dick cheese but you also have blue balls. So with that combination is dick blue cheese.

Damn my girl wouldn't let me smash cause I was uncircumcised and man I had major dick blue cheese.

by Dickbluecheese June 07, 2019

dick blue

when you have nothing to say and ur confused and have a serious fuckin serious brain fart which gives you the cheese touch and gives you cancer

Bob: hey bro, whats 28 + 0 but you add one? Rob: uh....shmuhhh...uhh, dick blue

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

Blue Cheese Dick

Derogatory term for voluntary EMS provider.

Susan F is a Blue Cheese Dick after driving the ambulance to a routine standby.

by BXD BITCH September 16, 2019

Blue Balls White Dick

When you get blueballs but baby batter still comes out

Dude: She kept stopping and going so I got blue balls but I still came, it just hurt Chad: Damn, You got blue balls white dick Dude: what the fuck

by Dinodiddler September 26, 2022