A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used to describe the extent of one's current excitement, frustration or extreme happiness. It was invented by AndPandy when she discovered the delight in calling her most amazing boy friend a fish. And deciding that "Blurp!" was the noise that fishies make. Hence, it became her own. :)
And is always used in a set of three.
OMFG!!!! Aaron, (The most amazing boy friend in the world owned by AndyPandy) is coming home in less than two weeks!!! Blurp! Blurp! Blurp!
The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style.
Mama, I just done blurps all over my bed.
Mama, I blurpsed all over your bed.
Muuuuuum, oh no, I bin blurpsing again!
When you puke a little in your mouth when you Burp.
"I just drank some beer and I tried to burp, but I ended up blurping
To communicate with someone via an instant messenger program; fr. the sound instant-message programs often produce when a message is received.
He didn't respond when I blurped him, so I assume he must have stepped away from the computer.
A vaginal blood clot during a menstrual cycle added with a bad fart asshole
pain.