A fork of Rural Dictionary
The disgusting sudden explosion of blood that comes out of the vagina when youre on your period and you laugh/sneeze/cough.
Beth: "Yea so I totally just got my period today. Gross right?"
Anna: "Yuck girl."
Beth: *sneeze*
Beth: "Oh god... I umm... Need the bathroom..."
Anna: "Oh my god you just blurped didn't you???"
When you burp and blow it away (usually in someone else's face) or blow as a kiss
Invented by Aoife Preston
Aoife: BURP (blows into Zara's face)
Zara: Ahhhhh Gurl don't you blurp me
When you put the balls in your mouth and burp.
My girl gave me a blurp last night and the vibrations were great.
A Persian woman who bleaches her hair blonde. Often seen in combination with a nose job, heavy make-up, and eveningwear in the daytime. Can be spotted on the streets of Beverly Hills, zig-zaging in a Mercedes SUV with a cell phone pressed to her ear.
I've got a date with a Blurp tonight -- better bring an extra credit card.
Verb. The act of burping then blowing it at someone.
"Eww! Don't Blurp at me!"