A fork of Rural Dictionary
The shitty pair of shoes that your one nerdy friend always wore back in the days of High School.
Friend: Aight Melvin, look at those bobby dazzlers! Where'd you get 'em from?
Nerdy lad: Shoezone for a tenner.
phrase invented by david dickinson to describe anything worth describing. can give fame to anything once said... an antique, a checkers player, a KFC meal, a sock. no-one knows who the real man bobby dazzler is, possibly he is jesus or the triple d in cognito.
"wow that kfc popcorn chicken was a bobby dazzler, let me tell you!"
"yep, it'd make the duke proud!"
Another word for really good boobs
Wowza!! Did you see her bobby dazzlers?!
She had a low cut top with her bobby dazzlers hanging out!