A fork of Rural Dictionary
Probably one of the best female spys ever to walk the fictional planet, smart, beautiful, and a kick ass girl sydney bristow play by jennifer garner in the tv show alias is one of the most recognizable characters in media and is consider, a embodiement of girl power, femme fatale.
Isn't sydney Bristow a kool spy O Lord She is
Eric Bristow was a famous darts player in the 1980's - The definition of an Eric Bristow is a sex act performed to mirror the classic pose of the sportsman on the oche and he lines up a dart. The Woman or Gay man has to get down on their knees, close one eye, poke their tongue out towards the anus as in rimming but the twist is the right or left hand reaches around the hips and hold the penis like a dart -slowly wanking it off.. hence '
Would you please do me an Eric Bristow love!'
the school is a strict prison that will snatch you’re phones quicker than you can fail your classes and go to the fRidAy sChoOl
oh my gosh bristow middle school is so strict and boring. i hate it here!
The act of having a Dirty Bristow performed on yourself, whilst sipping slowly from a lovely pint of lager, ie: Carlsberg.
Dubs enjoyed his Dirty Bristow Lager Top, especially as Baz had bought the pint of Carlsberg for him before bending him over the bar stool.