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A small, quiet town in Northern Virginia. Consists of various, scattered farms and housing developments as well as a SuperTarget and a Harris Teeter. Nestled in between the snobby town of Gainesville, and the hick country known as Nokesville. Known for their great parties.

Bob: Yo man! Let's go hit up Nokesville! Joe: Nah, man! I am not partying in a barn! Bob: Alright, let's hit up Gainesville! Joe: Too many rich snobs! Bob: Then where? Joe: Bristow is where it's at!

1. Hell, located in Oklahoma (35 miles East of Tulsa) 2. A great place to buy methanphetamines

Kayla: I'm going to Bristow to buy some meth. You wanna come? Regina: That's OK, since I left Hell I don't want to go back.

(Br-IH-stow)- A "Bristow" is a hairy little man, similar to a hobbit. This "man" has a very low self-esteen and cries at least 3 times a day for being accused of being a bristow. He rids his anger by beating women, usually with his fists/open hand, but has been known to occasionally headbutt.

Great Merlin's Beard! Rachel just got Bristowed!! By the Beard of Zeus! Abby just got Bristowed!!

Masturbating a mans cock while using tongue on his arse hole. Named after Eric Bristow the famous British darts player who always threw darts like he was wankin someone off round the front while pushing his tongue up chuff mountain at the back

Oh I just went into the toilets in Finsbury park and some gay bastard asked me if I wanted a bristow.

Being unnecessarily poncy with your drink choices

A chardonnay middelvei?! Stop being such a Bristow...

The best person in the world also known as god

Freddie bristow is god

The act of tongueing a male anus whilst reaching around to wank them off. Name after the legendary English Darts player, Eric Bristow, as the act resembles throwing a dart.

I love it when she gives me a Dirty Bristow!