A fork of Rural Dictionary
Just your typical Wrong Island Short person.
Bruiser is short and has never owned a DSM
Someone who does an incredibly good job on something.
Did you meet the new guitarist for our band? He is a real bruiser!
A game where you slug someone whenever you see a PT Cruiser on the road. Similar to slug bug.
Cruiser Bruiser! No backs!
term given to a sexually active male that displays the ability to bruise vagina's in the process of sexual intercourse.
Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."
Person B: "How can you tell?"
Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"
Defecating in a sock and proceeding to beat someone mercilessly with it
Will was pissing me off, so I gave him a brown bruiser. He'll be showering and licking his wounds for days.