A fork of Rural Dictionary
Plural of Butterfly Kiss. A Butterfly Kiss is administered thusly: 1. Get your eyelashes up against some else's bare skin, so close that when you blink, your eyelashes caress the other person's skin. 2. Open and close your eyes rapidly. Each time your eyelashes brush the other person's skin, it is one Butterfly Kiss.
1. I hate winter up north because it's too cold to give butterfly kisses unless you're inside. 2. If you will let me undress you I will give you Butterfly Kisses over every inch of your body.
A butterfly-kiss is the rapid fluttering of one's eyelashes anywhere that tickles on another person's skin.
Matt, my cadet roomie, gives me a butterfly-kiss on my nuts to make me cum when he jacks me off!
The female version of NAMBLA. Don't let the innocent-sounding name fool you, they advance basically the same agenda as NAMBLA: Equal rights for pedophiles. Although, statistically speaking, female pedophiles are something of a rarity, so Butterfly Kisses probably isn't as big a threat to common sense as NAMBLA is. Still, most logical people will abhor pedophilia, and as such they will look down on any organization that promotes such behavior. Some would say that EVERYONE deserves equal rights, even pedophiles, but I don't think that's a very rational point of view. The great majority of small children don't understand sex in the slightest, so they can't really consent to it. Besides, having sex (or attempting it) with someone at age 6 or so can lead to SEVERE psychological complications further down the road.
Person A: "Say, what's Butterfly Kisses? Sounds like a touchy-feely New Age thing." Person B: "They're female pedophiles seeking equal rights, despite the fact that it contradicts the law and society's moral standards." Person A: "They're humans too, they deserve the same rights as everyone else." Person B: "They DO enjoy those rights, but fucking kids isn't one of them. That's deplorable. The child would undoubtedly be hurt and confused afterwards. Hell, a good number of serial killers were raped or had sexual advances made on them as kids and cited it as a mitigating factor in their killings."
The gayest thing you can do.
Butterfly kisses are extremely gay.
The female equivalent of NAMBLA.
Can I join butterfly kisses? Okay! Let's go have gay sex with a three year old! Yaaay!
A fart that travels superiorly, causing audible labial vibration. Most likely to occur when a female farts while reclined in tight pants. Not to be misconstrued as a queef traveling superiorly causing labial vibrations; women don't fart during sex.
While watching the game he asked "what was that sound and why are you giggling?". She replied "a butterfly kiss".
using both hands to stretch the scrotum outwards and upwards so forming a butterfly wings shape - then licking the taut skin with ones tongue tip
colin is so lucky, not only does his wife give him a butterfly kiss whilst he's watching tv, but he can reach down and give himself one!!!