A fork of Rural Dictionary
quasi/modern day hippie; tends to wear no shoes, spends much of time finding way out of woods after smoking excessive amounts of weed, preferred fragrance = patchouli
does it smell like feet in here? oh yeah, i forgot it's that crunchy kid having found his way out of the forest.
Someone who's brunette, but "blonde" on the inside, ie. they have dark hair but are dumb.
Becca: *while swishing her dark hair around* "so.. like.. how do you spell orange?" Tina: "oh my god, she is SUCH a crunchie."
The feeling one gets when they do something extremely stupid or embarrassing, like tripping in public.
-guy trips- "Damn man! Don't you feel Crunchy!"
A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.
Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.
Similar to the munchies, the crunchies are a specific craving for crunchy snacks such as potato chips, tortilla chips and corn nuts. Usually brought on by THC consumption.
Pete blazed up and before he knew it he had a the crunchies big time. As there were no chips in the house he had to settle for a bag of croutons.
Infantrymen, engineers, clerks, and just about everyone else who doesn't ride in a tank. So named for the sound they make when they get their sorry selves run over.
Man, I'm telling you, if those damn crunchies don't get out of the way, I'm going to take the treads to every last one of them!