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cannoli

When you bust a nut in a girl belly button, making it cream filled like a cannoli

Last night jake gave me a cannoli

by hairy pickle69 February 21, 2015

cannoli

A wankster or wigger. White on the outside, whiter on the inside.

A good way to tell a cannoli is if they think of themselves as an Uh-Oh Oreo (White on the outside, black on the inside).

That freshman is such a cannoli; he calls his sister J-Dawg and wishes he could be 50 Cent.

by Vimmy November 07, 2007

Cannoli

When someone's anus gets filled up full of semen, and it looks like a cannoli from the outside.

"Yeah man, I'm gonna give her a cannoli tonight!"

"Yeah, I'm gonna give him the baddest cannoli he's ever seen?!"

by NoneOfYourBusiness11 October 11, 2021

soggy cannoli

When you cream pie a Italian chick

Bob got excited and gave her a soggy cannoli

by Double DD 1 October 28, 2013

holy cannoli

an expression that usually accompanies shock or excitment

example 1: holy cannoli, what the hell was that?!
example 2: holy cannoli, did you see that? it was AMAZING

by mhm8 May 26, 2008

cannoli packing

Cannoli packing is the practice of forcing cannoli in one's own asshole. Often practiced by closeted homosexual Italian men.

That Italian faggot left_flank#8389 is cannoli packing again!

by Mapleroot April 24, 2019

Soft cannoli

When an Italian man is unable to attain an erection to preform sexual intercourse.

Luigi left his “cannoli” wrapped up too long and it went soft halfway through the night.

Giorgia was disappointed with Alfredo’s soft cannoli, and she never called him back.

by EmotionalSupportHampster November 04, 2018