A fork of Rural Dictionary
What all of the FIFA soccer players get to drink after they get carted off the field on a stretcher for a hang nail. After they wipe their tears away, they'll enter the game in tip top shape on the very next play. Thanks to their capri-sun.
capri-sun is the official sponsor drink for pansies around the world.
The act of putting a custom "KRAZY Straw" into someones anus in order to suck out the contents. (Krazy Straws are custom plastic straw with a persons' name. Preferably the person having their ass capri-sunned).
"Cheyenne will never go near that ass, but get her drunk enough and she might be down for a capri-sunning"
a delicious childrens drink that come in a variety of flavours
Lucy: hey, do you wanna go get a capri sun? Nadine: yeah, sure, orange is my favourite!
Capri-Sun (ing) - The result of air pressure build up in the anal passage resulting in discharge, like when you blow air into the straw of a Capri-Sun.
"She offered anal but I'm worried I might Capri-Sun myself"
The art of sniffing somones finger after they dipped it in their asshole
I was scratching my asshole and he gave me a capri sun