A fork of Rural Dictionary
A four wheel machine that is the straight definition of America. It gives people the superpower to travel places at high speeds. Some cars are made to be fast and loud. And if they are loud enough it will cause a chain reaction of men jizzing their pants.
That car makes my man pussy wet
The alternative to your home when you think your getting lucky.
Guy:hey wanna go to my place and have some fun? Girl:why not have fun in the car
an object which typically has 4 (or sometimes 3) wheels , 4 or 2 doors (depends on speed, the faster the less (there are exceptions)) and is controlled by a human. Cars also like to murder people... a lot, exactly 38,824 in the US in 2020 alone. These things can weigh anywhere from ~200kg to 20 tons (440 lbs to 44k lbs), but it usually about 2 tons, that's where the phrase "2 ton death machine" comes from. Sometimes people even have sex in them.
Dude 1: Here comes a Car! dude 2: Which one?
Car. A nickname for a friend that can be very annoying and stupid at times. They are very dirty minded and most likely gay. But through all of that they are someone you generally care for and learn to put up with.
Bekah: “Hey who’s you’re friend over there?” Zo:” Oh he’s Car he is such a idiot sometimes but he is a good person... once you get used to him.” Muff:”Hey... I like muffins!” (noted I just added that last part cause I wanted to :p)