A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.
"hey Jerry my car was stolen"
"It could have been a Sexually Motivated Carjacking"
"What?"
You spot a guy drinking a Guinness. When he is close to halfway finished with the drink, you go up to the bar next to the person, order a small shot of Baileys and Jameson, drop your shot glass into his glass, shoot it, and walk away.
Guy drinking a pint of Guinness: "What the hell was the that about?!!!"
Irish Carjacker: "YOU JUST GOT IRISH CARJACKED!!!"
When you start your car and it connects to your spouse’s phone.
I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.
To jack off inside of a vehicle.
"Tom's wife kicked him out of the house so he had to go carjacking."
When a woman jerks you off in the backseat of her car and you cum in her eyes, kick her out of her car, and steal it.
I got picked up by a woman while hitchhiking and gave her the Cleveland carjacking.