A fork of Rural Dictionary
-verb -
To ring the doorbell of a house and run away quickly before the owner of the house opens the door. Used in some parts of Scotland. - Has other names -
"Hey Sam, feel like playing chappy?"
"They were playing chappy round your street last night."
the feeling your lips get when they are chapped
my lips are chappy and i need some chapstick
An irritated or inflamed anal area. "The chappies" is a condition somewhat like hemorrhoids but on a more temporary basis. Chappies are usually caused by excessive ass wiping due to having the shits or by excessive moist farts causing a sore, irritated anal region.
"Damn, Frank's food was so greasy I had the shits all day. Now I've got the chappies so bad I can hardly sit down!"
Chappy - Someone who's cuts (flesh wounds) are soo dry, that upon touching another person, will instantly suck the moisture from all of that being.
She came at me with that god damn finger again. If she touches me one more time I'll run out of Vaseline. God damn Chappy!!!