A fork of Rural Dictionary
Abbreviated form of the word chomedy.
Caleb: Hey Kyle, my five shih-tzu's just crapped all over the kitchen floor when Total Recall came on the TV!
Kyle: Really? That's Chom.
Noun. The superior word for particular fruit that many lesser philosophical individuals would refer to as a banana. Plural noun: Chom choms
Having a chom chom every now and then is healthy. Chom choms tend to be yellow or green. Make sure to unpeel a chom chom before you eat it.
The amazing alternative word for 'banana' invented by Hank Green at Crash Course because hey, language is weird and if Gretchen can make "fetch" happen we can make "chom choms" a thing.
Hank: IT IS A CHOM CHOM!
Normal Human: OMG stop trying to make 'chom choms' happen.
A tropical fruit (technically a berry) that has to be peeled before being eaten. Chom choms are found at most grocery stores in their yellow state. They typically grow in clusters called bunches and do not have to be cooked before being eaten. Lesser educated people often refer to chom choms as bananas and peel them upside down.
I'm making a strawberry chom chom smoothie. You want one?
A form of procrastination used to disguise incorrect reasoning or logic. See Bullshit
"Why is the kitchen still a complete shite heap? You said you were gonna clean it up!"
"Well I was going to but then I found some work to do chom, chom..." etc