A fork of Rural Dictionary
a fucked up configuration. a design or idea that is totally screwed up
You want me to change the oil on that import car? That thing is such a confuckulation that it will take forever
When you have a random bunch of pieces or parts for equipment that are fucked or confusing and need to configure them to make it work
Look at this pile of shit.. what can I confuckulate here to get this going.....
Look at this confuckulate piece of shit
:the act of telling someone that you are pissed because of his or her fuck up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up
Jamie: You told Anna I liked her?
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!
baffled: perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements. To express admiration to someone who is suffers from what almost appears or seems to be mental rigormortis.
I was so confuckulated by her imba mathematic skills...
I'm confuckulated, I've left my laptop where I was on holiday
Confusing, complicated, and completely fucked up.
Do not attempt to unfurl the United States socioeconomic and political systems, for that endeavor would prove a futile and confuckulated endeavor.