A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who looks incredibly washed up. Typically with greasy hair, still thinks cargo shorts are trendy, and most likely in the anime club. The absolute embodiment of a discord/reddit admin.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about that kid the other day?"
Friend 2: "What about him?"
Friend 1: I heard he online dates on discord!"
Friend 2: "Woah, what a conk."
A bloke that's just a straight gimp. They're so dumb you take the piss out of every conversation with them
To get yeeted in the opposite direction of your skateboard after trying to land a trick
Dude I almost landed an Ollie but I got conked
A word used to describe something that is incredibly glitchy. The glitches can be intentional or unintentional, but if it is glitchy to the point where it is broken, it is conk.
'Did you play that level everyone's been talking about? It was really conk.'
'I played Big Rigs the other day, that game was really conk.'