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Conk

Conk

Conk is when you fallook alseep/pass out

Man joanna conked out last night

"I'll Conk out if you comb my hair like that"

Man you were so conked last night

by Rolypolyland July 18, 2017

Conk

A slang term used for referring to the beverage Coca-Cola. Similar to Bepsi and pepsi.

"Hey, can you grab me a conk from the fridge."

by Crackonewiththeboys July 03, 2017

Conk

An Afro-American hairstyle of chemically straightened hair. The Conk was popular from about the 1940's to the mid 1960's when the "natural" hairstyle became popular.

The "Conk" was also known as a "Process" and worn by just about every black male entertainer.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 29, 2021

Conk

To smash harder than you’ve smashed before.

Hey, you wanna conk tonight?

Becky and Kyle conked last night, Kyle must have had at least 6 Monsters.

by BADfloppydisks July 02, 2019

Conk

a slang alternative for a human, or other animal, head containing the brain at the topmost part of the body . Synonymous with {dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, and munkus.

He hit his conk hard when he fell.

His conk sure is thick. Just look at that forehead!
Look at the size of that conk on his shoulders!!

by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016

Conk

A gimp/ spastic/ fuckhead

Someone acting like such a spud

For fuck sake tommy your such a conk

by ConkedOut January 18, 2020