A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slightly above average Can describe sex, tests, or almost any activity Something can also be above or below crispy
What did you think of the test? It was slightly better than crispy
When a person sounds cold and clinical when they speak. They tend to enunciate every word, their sentences short, sounding clipped in an unfriendly, formal matter. A crispy person often sounds annoyed and/or impatient especially when they have to repeat a question. A person who sounds crispy when they talk, "does not suffer fools gladly."
Kennedy: That salesperson was a bitch, she was so crispy! Regan: Did you buy the bag? Kennedy: No. She was so rude. I should report her.
The state of a high that is mellow and relaxed, prior to being “baked” or “stoned”.
I’m not high, just a little crispy.
A mischievous yet popular 15 year old australian incel who secretly griefs minecraft houses. He also happens to be a mommys boy and always sleep between 10-11pm. He attracts random girls for some reason.
Girl: "Is that Crispy? Omg he's so hot I want to marry him" Girl 2: "I totally want him to grief me"
The Darker You Are The Crispier!
"Look at that boy!" "He's really crispy!!!"
A word used by douchebags to describe something that has nothing to do with actually crisping or deep frying food.
Check out this bud dude, its crispy as fuck.